Leering TSA security cowboys got you down!? Fearful your wonderfully gorgeous genitals will find their way to the rascally eyes of randy immigration and naturalization agents? Or, worse yet, fill the screens of nosy, partying NSA execs?
Fear no more... Flying Pasties to the rescue! Thanks to voyeur-fearing correspondent Michael Harper, pictured opposite in his glory days, for the link. Hit the image on your left for the rest of the story.